Notes from Siberia

With Steve Simmons in hibernation and Damien Cox writing articles about tennis, we've had to brave the 23 hour darkness and -40 windchills of Canada's barren northern wastelands to find content for today's page. Luckily for us, the Edmonton Sun's Stephen Lautens provided us with this gem:

So when I am totally honest and say that our laneway down to the septic system is a little tricky, the sewage companies have more excuses than a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.

Ho Ho Ho. Good one Lautens. I imagine all of the pots and kettles are buried under 40 feet of snow up there in oil country.